Jewshi

Yesterday, drunk after band practice, I saw a sweet lil hipster fellow with a hoodie on that said HERBIVORE in distressed, pre-faded lettering. It gave me an idea: SELF-RIGHTEOUS VEGETARIAN shirts! I wrote this on my hand. I have been living in Berkeley for long enough that it has sunk in, I guess.

I don't know whether that's related, but today I ate lox! At Elijah's birthday brunch party I probably ate, over the course of half an hour, a blob of lox the size of my fist. And it was great! It was the meatest thing I've eaten in probably five years, and I'm trying to feel bad about it but I don't. Elijah said it was Jewish sushi and I though, Jewshi!, but I kept that to myself.

In conclusion, I'm a little bit in love with this Philip K Dick book Valis. It's basically him talking about FUCK GOD a lot, which is charming.